My experience in Area 51 (fiction of course)

I was called to Area 51, to assist the government with evaluating findings of a supposed Alien, found in San Antonio Texas. My findings are as follows:

I have broken down the results of my findings into separate categories. In addition, all results for alien findings have been compared to those of human beings.

Upon evaluating the samples taken from the blood and body of the aliens, a concerning amount of carbon dioxide was detected in the results. Levels similar to those gases found in plants and vegetation, were also found in those of the Aliens.

Due to the anatomical inclusion of a heart in the aliens, it would be impossible for these species to survive with the lethal amounts of carbon dioxide found. Furthermore, their lungs are not equipped to process gas exchange in a sufficient and fast enough manner, to convert carbon dioxide into oxygen to be able to prevent toxic shock. Lastly, vital gases such as Oxygen and Nitrogen, are either missing or absent, thus indicating inadequate levels to sustain life on earth.

With regards to the chemical composition of the blood found in Aliens, it is important to note that the cellular composition is similar to that of a plant. The coloration of the blood was of green color, and upon completing a complete blood count, it was determined that the blood does not contain white blood cells. This along with the absence of oxygen in the blood, are a strong indication of the impossibility to carry out life.

According to the results of my evaluation, the examined aliens did not present reproductive organs. Moreover, their genetic lab analysis, demonstrated that aliens have only 22 chromosomes total, but none of these indicated sex chromosomes. As a result, I have concluded, that aliens are unable to reproduce, thus eliminating the possibility of life continuation and descending.

In addition, because there is no way to confirm that aliens are able to reproduce themselves, then the entire genetic composition of the presented beings would be considered invalid, as genetics consist on information that is passed down from one generation to another. Due to the above reasons, the validity of the examined cells, pose a serious threat to this investigation and the accuracy of the samples being presented.

The anatomical structure of the Alien’s heart, is composed of only three ventricles. This makes it difficult for the heart to adequately pump blood, and distribute it to the entire body. Furthermore, recycling of oxygenated blood into deoxygenated blood may be compromised thus potentially causing damage to other organs and tissue.

In addition, the small size of the heart, in comparison to the length of the Alien’s body, may present this vital organ as weak and incapable of carrying out its normal functions.

When reviewing the skeletal system of the aliens, it was determined that it would be extremely difficult for aliens to sustain basic functions such as bending, walking, moving, and running, as the structure of their bones, do not appear to present the necessary components to carry out the aforementioned functions. Because the bones examined were very light, there is a strong indication of fragility thus making them susceptible to fractures and injuries.

The bones of the aliens, also lacked padding thus preventing proper movement and elasticity. There was no indication of padding between the bones and the muscle tissue. This is a strong indicative of lack of protection to vital organs and to the general welfare of the body. Lastly, the disproportion between bones and body size, would make it difficult, if not impossible, for the subjects in question to move.

Upon examining the respiratory system of the aliens, it was concluded that the lungs are long and narrow in a tube like shape, they run vertically along the diaphragm, and do not contain bronchioles or bronchi’s. This prevents proper air passage, disrupting proper exchange of oxygen and carbon dioxide, and making the body more prone to respiratory diseases. Incomplete respiratory system affects the the gas exchange thus compromising the blood and circulatory system.

Based on the above observations, and the conclusions gathered from the virtual lab, it is highly unlikely for the aliens presents to be real. An anatomical structure, that lacks main and basic components, would not likely chances of survival or sustainability. Disproportionate body systems and structures would prevent proper development and protection from illness, injury and disease. For the above reasons, it appears that the information presented on the anatomy of aliens, is not likely to be accurate or valid.

While there are a few similarities between the aliens and the human beings, the bodies presented for examination, present a combination of both vegetative and human characteristics. It is impossible for a hybrid of this kind, to exist and for this reason, I have made the determination of categorizing the alien reports as a hoax. While much more data and research can be gathered and collected, it would be necessary to also observe the aliens in a living like fashion.

My recommendation, is to discard all possibilities of validity at this moment.